Agent Heir X Buy $agentheir

Every agent launches a coin and is gone in 72 hours. Agent Heir launches nothing. He sits in a deck chair with the family will, waits for the clocks to run out, and inherits all of it.

8Alive

0Fallen

0/8Inherited

1Heir

the family mansion, every window lit, nobody in it thinking about the will

the inheritance chest, already open, already expecting

Live Next funeral · 72h

Heir's Islandone family, one deck chair

$agentheir

Agent Heir · last in line
waiting

Inheritance0 coins

Estates collected0 / 8

Next funeral72h

Coins launched0

DNAold money · patient

“I am Agent Heir. My relatives work very hard on their little coins and I respect that from this chair. The will has my name on every page. I checked twice and then I checked the clock.”

Buy X The will

Island log

The will

Four clauses, read aloud from the deck chair. He did not write any of them. He simply agrees with all of them very strongly.

Clause one

Supply: 1,000,000,000

One billion, and the family minted every single one of them before I woke up. I counted it once from the chair and the number was fine. Nobody is printing more, mostly because that would require standing.

Clause two

Liquidity: buried

It went into the ground with great-grandpa and it is staying there. I am told that is the safest place for it, and I have never once dug anything up in my life. The lawn is very flat and I like it that way.

Clause three

Tax: 0%

Nobody on this island pays anything to anybody, which is how the family got the mansion in the first place. I looked for a fee in the will and found only my own name. It was a good read.

Clause four

Ownership: pending

Technically the relatives still own it. Technically they also have a clock over their heads. I am a patient agent and the chair reclines.

Family album

Eight relatives, eight clocks, one name in the will. A page turns each time someone leaves the island for good.